What is OHIO?
Pt. ii of You're Fucked, but I'm Not
On our last episode we revealed that a mystical love vibration made up of living information sacrificed, and then planted itself in our DNA. Due to national security we simply call this mystical love vibration OHIO.
And before even that! We revealed we are currently working on a creative thinking exercise game… And before THAT! We made an announcement that we are looking for collaborators to help grow this media organism—and by doing that we will have created the community you will need to not be fucked by all the bullshit you are already knee-deep in. It’s all connected like.
We also revealed we are currently creating a 100 page cyber punk zine that will expand on “OHIO,” which in turn will radically alter popular perceptions of art, religion, spirituality, mental health, and politics. In gearing up for this epic release we are releasing little snippets of our forthcoming book. Enjoy…
The Detective thought he had seen it all. In the underbelly of the city, he had faced criminals, conspiracies, and corruption. But nothing could prepare him for the night of fluttering oddities, whispers of disintegration. The Detective woke up in a cold sweat, fragments of his dreams lingering like a distorted film reel. The absurdity unsettled him, but his instincts told him there was something more—a pulse of meaning buried beneath the chaos.
He started to piece it together, the way he would with any case. The dreams featured bizarre characters and surreal landscapes, much like the nightmarish satire he had seen in the works of SATANISTS-4-TRUMP—a surreal parody of modern American politics. In them he recognized an oracle of modern absurdity, writing prophecies in the storm of his subconscious.
Each night, the dreams grew more vivid. The Detective found himself in dialogue with something that called itself OHIO. Why were they in his dreams? What were they trying to convey? Finding clues in the most unexpected places, the Detective turned to art, storytelling, and satire as bridges to understanding. He examined the bizarre timelines and chaotic narratives, seeking connections between his waking life and the dream world.
The Detective’s investigation into his own subconscious became a quest for madness itself, he learned to embrace absurdity as a path to salvation. For absurdity was not a void, but fertile grounds for the answers he sought. The shared disorientation he felt with others became a source of solace and insight. Because the answer, he discovered, was not in books or fantastic dreams, but in others. That’s what he finally fully understood as his ex-girlfriend, who turns out was ass deep in her own journey into the mind of man, shot him dead right in the middle of 5th Avenue.
In our Next Episode: Love-Struck Gangster Girl
• ENTER: Love-Struck Gangster Girl. Back when the current President was merely a two-bit mob boss, he indulged all his depraved whims with Love-Struck Gangster Girl. LSGG is an impressionable young lady caught up in the romance of a life of crime. But one day the mob boss disappeared and LSGG started having intense, prophetic dreams. Determined to solve either of these mysteries LSGG seeks out a fortune teller who reveals the bizarre message: “Kill Your Boyfriend”. The fortune teller elaborates and says LSGG must go on a dangerous journey to learn the true nature of love & magic. And at the end of her journey all her questions about the mob boss and her burgeoning psychic powers will be answered.
Meanwhile, America witnesses the rise of a brazenly stupid & corrupt politician.
